but one of these guys is

I would like to note for the record that I am not dead. I was just on hiatus. As most of you know, 7-11 recently had it's twenty-fifth anniversary, cooincidentaly, on the eleventh of July. They were giving away free slurpees, and as you all know I am a big fan of them. I simply needed to take time off to drink slurpees in order to build up a tolerence for free slurpee day.

I was able to hit 49 7-11 stores that day and I'm only just recovering from the slurpee headache. It was slurpee heaven. You all thought Korea was slurpee heaven, but it is in fact Raj who is slurpee heaven. Take that, boobies.

So Ryan? STOP SAYING I'M DEAD. You couldn't be more wrong.

Watch it...

this is not me. Don't be fooled.